Offspring Story of the Day
Mags playing with glass toy at daycare. It falls and breaks.
Mags: Awww crap.
Phrankie: (horrified) No, no, Mags, we don't use that word here, honey.
Mags: (pausing) Awww shit.
Phrankie: (eyes bugging out, trying to keep poker face) Oh no, Mags, we don't say that one either!
Mags: (wracking her brain) Oh... darn?
Phrankie: Yes! Yes! We can use that one!