Staring Down the Barrel of a (Hot Glue) Gun

Sometimes your mind can be so open that your brain falls out.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Offspring Story of the Day

Mags playing with glass toy at daycare. It falls and breaks.

Mags: Awww crap.
Phrankie: (horrified) No, no, Mags, we don't use that word here, honey.
Mags: (pausing) Awww shit.
Phrankie: (eyes bugging out, trying to keep poker face) Oh no, Mags, we don't say that one either!
Mags: (wracking her brain) Oh... darn?
Phrankie: Yes! Yes! We can use that one!

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