Offspring Story of the Day
Mags is sitting on her bed with her Phisher Price medical bag. Carefully she pulls the toy syringe out. She cleans her bare leg with an imaginary alcohol wipe, and pinches a a handful of flesh with her free hand. She places the syringe against the pinched area, and very slowly and deliberately she presses the plunger.
Looking up she sees Husband in her doorway.
"See Daddy? I gave myself my medecine!!" beams a proud Mags.