Staring Down the Barrel of a (Hot Glue) Gun

Sometimes your mind can be so open that your brain falls out.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Offspring Story of the Day

Mags is sitting on her bed with her Phisher Price medical bag. Carefully she pulls the toy syringe out. She cleans her bare leg with an imaginary alcohol wipe, and pinches a a handful of flesh with her free hand. She places the syringe against the pinched area, and very slowly and deliberately she presses the plunger.

Looking up she sees Husband in her doorway.

"See Daddy? I gave myself my medecine!!" beams a proud Mags.

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