Six Degrees of PORN CLOWNS!!

Appoligies to those who weren't part of the back story, but I have to tell the story anyhow....

Working for this particular production at this particular location lends itsself very well to rubbing elbows with the East Bay/BM/artist/freakball community (and I'm not complaining about that!) So of course our make up woman had full dreads and piercings and our hairdresser was a full-on goth covered in tattoos who goes by the name of 3va D3struction. But everyone working the show was friendly and chatty and joking around.

At one point I heard 3va chatting with my boss and the name Ouch-y came up. I've only encountered one person by that name in my life, so of course I was filled with curiosity. Turns out she was talking about a certain friend of hers, a bondage/SM clown to be specific. I waited until she was done talking to A and then I sidled up next to her.

"I know Ouch-y," I said. "We hired him for a bachelorette party all the way over in Belmont one time."

"So you probably did all the..." 3va gestured with her hands.

"Yeah, there was plenty of shaving and piercing and the like."

She smiled. "Ahh yes, that would be Ouch-y, all right! He's great!"

I couldn't resist throwing in one last story. "Yeah, somewhere out there is a picture of me on my back, Ouch-y kneeling between my legs, my feet over his shoulders, and him holding a straight razor up in the air."

Which makes me think, I need a copy of that picture......