Offspring Story of the Day
Mags: Mama, I want to have a baby come out of my tummy.
Me: Uhh....well! Were you reading about Mrs. Dr. Doctor with Daddy?
Mags: Yeah! And the baby comes out your yoni!
Me: That's right!
Mags: And I came out *your* yoni!
Me: Yes you did. But you were much smaller then. You know who has a baby in her tummy? Aunty L!
Mags: (pause) Umm, let's jump on the bed!
posted by mama pajama @ 1:34 PM
5 Comments:
HAH! That's just waaaay too much reality ... I think I'll say that to Mudge next time things are too serious. "Let's jump on the bed!" :)
i dunno, i think if you tell mudge "let's jump on the bed", he might thake that as a euphamism to make a baby! talk about too serious!! :D
Tee. Yeah, I thought about that. I'll have to be very specific. ;)
shit.. is that what that bump is?!?!?!?
It gets better - now she tells us its a baby MONKEY.
You may want to go check with your doctor, Minnie -- or maybe a veterinarian...
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