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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Offspring Story of the Day

Mags (watching Paula breastfeeding Tater): I wanna breast feed the baby.
Me: Well, that's only something grown-ups can do.
Mags (plucking at her chest through her dress): But *I* have nipples!
Me: Err, yes, you do, but only grown up women can do that when they have a baby. Otherwise there's no milk in your nipples.
Mags: But *I* drink a lot of milk!
Me: Well, I can't argue with that...but I'm afraid its just not something you can do right now, honey.
Mags: Oh, oh-kay....

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