Upbeat Tumor Songs**

We wish you a happy thyroid,
we wish you a happy thyroid,
we wish you a happy thyroid
and a clean bill of health!

Or the ever popular:

Happy thyroid to me
happy thyroid to me
happy thyroid to meeee,
hope I'm done being sick!

And let us not forget:

Gonna have a good throat tonight
gonna have a good throat tonight
gonna have a good good good good good good throat tonight!

**Just a friendly reminder that if you buy these songs and download them to your computer, the RIAA will hunt you down, flay you alive, and make you have a renal biopsy.