Remind Me Again *Why* I Read The News?

Ahh, right! Because I want to have some minimal idea as to what is going on in the world so I don't make an ass of myself in front of my peers. Its certainly not to cheer me up, that's for sure.

Today's CNN headlines:

* 8 Killed In Jerusalem Seminary
* Bomb Attacks Kill 58 in Baghdad
* UNC Student President Shot, Killed
* Times Square Bombing

Hooray!