R.I.P.

"Sally" Salamander, unknown-3/21/09

A longtime resident of a Deadwood City front yard garden, Sally went missing from her Rubbermaid sandwich container on the bathroom counter and was presumed dead last Saturday evening. Cause of death is unknown, but could be contributed to being subjected to mutliple turns on the trampoline, being stuffed into a plastic easter egg, being rolled across the dining room table like a Play-Doh snake, or just being repeatedly mauled by a 4 year old in general.

Sally is survived by a dozen brothers and sisters, all of whom were smart enought to hide better in the garden when the alarm was sounded. She is predeceased by her friends Snail, Slug, and a large number of Worms who have gone to their fates in similar fashions.

Details on a service have yet to be determined. Mom or Dad will probably be the pallbearers; interment will most likely be the trash can. A memorial fund has been established and any donations can be sent directly to Mags' piggy bank.