Offspring Story of the Day
me, sitting naked on the toilet: "Do you want to take a bath with me, Mags?"
Mags: Yeah! Do you want to take a bath, nipples? (grabbing and shaking each breast in turn, uses squeaky voice) 'Yes, I do!' 'Yes, I do!'
posted by mama pajama @ 6:27 PM
2 Comments:
Holy shit... you win the prize for funniest kid story...!
Um. Yeah. How do you respond to something like that?
Maybe you should paint faces on your breasts with the nipples as noses - and make each one have its own voice. Would it make her more or less fond of them? :)
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