Ka-boom!

A spoof on this famous poem.

Original:

This Is Just To Say....

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

And the spoof:

This is Just to Say

I have pulled the
Pin from that grenade
On the desk.

Forgive me.
I thought it was
My keyring,
And

–Jason Nicholas