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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Live Dead Nudes

Tonight I am going to go see a movie. It is the all-time American classic (snicker, snort) Zombie Strippers. I know nothing about it other than Robert Englund (think Freddy Krueger) is in it. I've not seen a trailer, I've not read the IMDB link - I want to be surprised! Will there be zombies? Will they take off their clothes?!? Oh, the anticipation!!!

I'm sort of of the mindset that this had better be damn good, because it doesn't start until 945 tonight and I'm driving 35 miles one-way to go see it (oddly, not at the local AMC. Huh.) But on the other hand, I bet I'll have a good time nonetheless, regardless of my proclivity for being negative. You see, the theater has beer! pizza! and couches! which is always good, and I'm going with Minnie who has been my snarky drinking buddy on more than one occasion in the past. And its a movie about stripping zombies, fer christ's sake. How can this possibly be bad?!

4 Comments:

At 6:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For not reading the IMDb link, you do know that the official tagline is "Live Dead Nudes," yeah? Otherwise, damn good guess! :)

I've been hearing mumblings about this for a while, of course. It's supposed to be silly. Duh. Just how "clever" some of the references and puns are remains to be seen.

You'll have to tell me how porn star Jameson is - I hear there's a ping pong scene!

The best review of it I've found is here: http://www.cinematical.com/2008/04/16/review-zombie-strippers/

You'll have to tell me how it is!!

That's a GREAT film to see at that theater. I'm very jealous.

 
At 6:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

crap. that link didn't publish right.

try
this

 
At 6:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh... and IMDb says "If you enjoyed this title, our database also recommends":

Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank

No lie.

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger mama pajama said...

Ok, I admit, I saw the tagline on the link when I was copying it to put on the blog entry. You caught me. But I didn't read anything else.

 

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