Offspring Story of the Day

Mags: Ha ha ha! You are a chicken booty head!

(2 minutes later)

Mags: I was talking with Dad about outer space. Pluto is the farthest planet. Its not a star or a gas giant, its a planet; but actually its not a planet anymore. Stars are made of dust. And star gas. Do you want to talk about asteroids?

(2 minutes later)

Mags: Ha ha ha! Goodnight, chicken booty head!