Staring Down the Barrel of a (Hot Glue) Gun

Sometimes your mind can be so open that your brain falls out.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Offspring Story of the Day


The pastor began the service. 250 guests sat quietly watching in the cathedral. Mags smiled and surrepticiously waved from the altar where she stood with the other wedding attendants. Suddenly, a concerned look crossed her face.

Mags: (mouths something unintelligible yet seemingly important. Gestures at face.)
Me: (puzzled look, hand to ear)
Mags: (slow, exaggerated mouthing, more pointing)
Me: (still puzzled, then light dawns. Quickly give the thumbs-up sign.)
Mags: (happy smile, turns back to the altar)

Is. My. Lip. Gloss. Still. On.

3 Comments:

At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh! So cute!! I browsed the pictures. They look great!

Dude... how tall is your cousin??? His bride has to stand on a step to look simply a lot shorter than him. Without the step she's hella shorter than him.

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger Traveling Em said...

Ack, so cute. Can't take it!

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger mama pajama said...

He's got about 2" on me, but she's definitely short too.

 

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