Offspring Story of the Day
Me: Ok, we've got your lunchbox, your umbrella, your sleeping buddy -- oh, don't forget to grab the card you drew for L!
Mags: I'm not going to give it to her.
Me: Why not?
Mags: Well, 'cause it has potty stuff on it.
Me: What? Show me! Where?!
Mags: See, this here? This is daddy, and this is his penis, and he's peeing. So I can't give it to L now.
Me: You know, that's probably a really good idea...