Staring Down the Barrel of a (Hot Glue) Gun

Sometimes your mind can be so open that your brain falls out.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

What the....?

Lemme tell ya, I am out of the LOOP. Went to the grocery store to grab a quick lunch, and it was a nightmare. People were practically in fisticuffs over parking spaces. The to-be-expected lunch lines were down isles. WTF?

OH! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving is TOMORROW! Oh, well then, by all means, please resume with your culinary rioting.

Yeah, I've devoted about 10 minutes to turkey day this year, and it went something like this:

Husband: So we have offers to go to A, B, and C for T day. What sounds good to you?
Me: Ehh, let's got to B in the morning and C in the evening.
Husband: Ok.

Yep, that's it. Not a bad perk for having recently had surgery: not having to really lift a finger. Ahhhhh! After looking into the eyes of crazed midday shoppers, I'm thinking some sort of annual surgery might be in order. In comparison to the holidays, having your face hit by a truck seems restful in comparison!

And my open-faced meatless burrito was worth it, btw. (burp)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I Want, I Want, I Need, I Need!!

Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

Muppet Whatnots

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


Just read that Unit3d has a new luggage service called "D00r to D00r" in partnership with F3dEx. Instead of hauling all that pesky luggage to the airport and having to wait for it to pop out of a carousel, now you can have your luggage picked up at your home and delivered directly to your destination! Granted, its next day service on that delivery, but you didn't really need a change of clothes or anything after travelling - hot, rumpled and sweaty - for hours and hours, did you?

Such convenience! And all for the low low price of $150 per bag. Yes, that's right! Drop what you are doing and run out to spend triple what you'd pay for an extra bag that travels with you -- and lets not forget the money the airline will be saving in fuel costs by not having to carry your luggage! Its brilliant!

And if they get a single taker on that deal, I will be shocked.