Lemme tell ya, I am out of the LOOP. Went to the grocery store to grab a quick lunch, and it was a nightmare. People were practically in fisticuffs over parking spaces. The to-be-expected lunch lines were down isles. WTF?
OH! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving is TOMORROW! Oh, well then, by all means, please resume with your culinary rioting.
Yeah, I've devoted about 10 minutes to turkey day this year, and it went something like this:
Husband: So we have offers to go to A, B, and C for T day. What sounds good to you?
Me: Ehh, let's got to B in the morning and C in the evening.
Yep, that's it. Not a bad perk for having recently had surgery: not having to really lift a finger. Ahhhhh! After looking into the eyes of crazed midday shoppers, I'm thinking some sort of annual surgery might be in order. In comparison to the holidays, having your face hit by a truck seems restful in comparison!
And my open-faced meatless burrito was worth it, btw. (burp)